Nouvelle cuisine

A tropical pizza.

Cheese... check!
Ham... check!
Pineapple... check!
Maraschino cherries... check!

Wait, what? Maraschino cherries? DAFUQ???

Why, oh why would you ever do that, chef at the Restaurant Pizzante? 

I mean, really, what the fuck is this:

If I'd wanted a birthday cake, I would have gone to Palmera.

And, by the way, in what Universe is this a family-sized pizza?

Fuck this...