Dear Santa,
I haven't written to you in ages, but this year I've decided to make an exception.
For starters, living in the Southern Hemisphere means that I get to celebrate
Christmas in the S U M M E R. As if that didn't suck enough, I live in the middle of a bloody desert.
So, I think I'm within my rights to ask for this:
Oh, and Santa... this comes a month in advance, so you better f-ing deliver!
Sincerely yours,
Just Me
PS I am a rather reasonable man. I would also settle for this:
I haven't written to you in ages, but this year I've decided to make an exception.
For starters, living in the Southern Hemisphere means that I get to celebrate
Christmas in the S U M M E R. As if that didn't suck enough, I live in the middle of a bloody desert.
So, I think I'm within my rights to ask for this:
Oh, and Santa... this comes a month in advance, so you better f-ing deliver!
Sincerely yours,
Just Me
PS I am a rather reasonable man. I would also settle for this:
No comments:
Post a Comment